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by Der_Jakal
March 15th, 2012, 3:08 am
Forum: General
Topic: Maxloader.nl
Replies: 42
Views: 31874

Re: Maxloader.nl

Okay, so I realize this is incredibly late because this thread as already been reduced to name calling. But I'd like to chime in and let everyone know that I'm 100% in favor of straight Vanilla minecraft. I don't know how many people are familiar with the Mindcrack Server (featured by many channels ...
by Der_Jakal
March 2nd, 2012, 7:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Fuck Enchanting
Replies: 11
Views: 9916

Re: Fuck Enchanting

Make sure you use about 40 levels in the enchantment.
Make sure you properly upgraded the enchantment table with bookshelves.
PRAY DAMN YOU!

Enchanting is friggin FANTASTIC!
A properly enchanted pick is BETTER then an admin pick!
Efficiency 3-4 breaks blocks in one hit, add fortune 3 and you ...
by Der_Jakal
March 1st, 2012, 10:04 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Fuck Enchanting
Replies: 11
Views: 9916

Re: Fuck Enchanting

you kidding? I LOVE enchanting.
by Der_Jakal
March 1st, 2012, 8:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Server/Website
Replies: 5
Views: 9231

Re: Server/Website

Gazoid wrote:You can send me a paypal of £15 and I can host a website and provide a web domain for you for a year :)
...seems legit.
by Der_Jakal
February 29th, 2012, 3:20 am
Forum: General
Topic: Fuck Enchanting
Replies: 11
Views: 9916

Re: Fuck Enchanting

:lolguy: troubles of a first world country.
by Der_Jakal
February 24th, 2012, 3:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Cube World
Replies: 11
Views: 7906

Re: Cube World

c++ does have more pluses than minuses...
by Der_Jakal
February 23rd, 2012, 9:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Cube World
Replies: 11
Views: 7906

Re: Cube World

sooo... basically minecraft with actual combat instead of digging? I'll stick with minecraft.
by Der_Jakal
February 23rd, 2012, 12:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: mlock.h
Replies: 0
Views: 2021

mlock.h

I haven't seen mlock in a while, but I came across a c++ file recently in a program I was writing called "mlock.h" and I'm wondering if there's any connection. So mlock, if you ever end up reading this, I'm sure it's a coincidence but if you did write some c++ files dealing with stacks and stuff ...
by Der_Jakal
February 19th, 2012, 2:03 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: Can't Connect
Replies: 3
Views: 8258

Re: Can't Connect

what was the problem?
by Der_Jakal
February 17th, 2012, 5:06 am
Forum: General
Topic: --==Banner contest==--
Replies: 27
Views: 22547

Re: --==Banner contest==--

yeah, I'm not a terrorist anymore. but that skin probably looks funnier for the banner than my new skin. Unless you want to put the nudist one on there ;)
by Der_Jakal
February 16th, 2012, 10:26 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: Can't Connect
Replies: 3
Views: 8258

Re: Can't Connect

for a while I could connect but kept getting disconnected from timing out. I've found that the connection can be sketchy with wifi and it's best to have a solid connection. Another thing that I think helps me (but it's probably just a superstition I've developed) is having the worldmap open in the ...
by Der_Jakal
February 16th, 2012, 12:31 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: We so need one of these
Replies: 3
Views: 3390

Re: We so need one of these

Baconator? The one in the video used cheats but I can probably put something together. If the server is less glitchy after the next update, I can put together the ultra breeding system. That sucker will cook pigs for ya quite easily.
Imagine if you could auto-feed animals wheat with dispensers or ...
by Der_Jakal
February 8th, 2012, 12:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HELP MANKIND
Replies: 6
Views: 5383

Re: HELP MANKIND

I dunno sooneey, I think it's kinda catchy. I especially like the part where she grunts. ;)
by Der_Jakal
February 8th, 2012, 12:02 am
Forum: Other
Topic: I'm not sure what to call this
Replies: 6
Views: 10661

Re: I'm not sure what to call this

It has been all SMP servers, not just max. I had many thoughts on that issue as well.

Make sure your design is simple and difficult to mess up... cuz if there IS a way to mess it up, they will find it. I think 3 people fell under my lift.
well it's for my own personal railway. but it's a pretty ...
by Der_Jakal
February 7th, 2012, 8:06 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: I'm not sure what to call this
Replies: 6
Views: 10661

Re: I'm not sure what to call this

Pestilencemage wrote:nope. I was really looking forward to that capability with that update, but it doesnt work in SMP. I'm not sure why.
Oh :( well, here's to hoping it gets fixed soon. cause I had epic plans.
by Der_Jakal
February 7th, 2012, 7:44 am
Forum: Other
Topic: I'm not sure what to call this
Replies: 6
Views: 10661

I'm not sure what to call this

Hey so I came up with a pretty great idea for a train station, and I was hoping to implement it on my own personal rail system on this server. I tested it in single player and it works and looks great, but when I tried to make it on the server I ran into one little problem: pistons can't push cart ...
by Der_Jakal
February 5th, 2012, 9:26 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: ACE READ THIS!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 11685

Re: ACE READ THIS!!!

I find sex is usually better without permission. :coolface:
by Der_Jakal
February 2nd, 2012, 11:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Making hot tubs/burning things
Replies: 0
Views: 2141

Making hot tubs/burning things

Pest I think you'll like this one, it's a neat trick to making anything burn forever without actually setting anything on fire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j91pj5D ... re=related
by Der_Jakal
February 2nd, 2012, 11:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: sooney friend or foe
Replies: 36
Views: 27403

Re: sooney friend or foe

In this post Sooneey has gone from Admin scum to the mighty protector of all things minecraft, and everything in between. congratz sooneey..
by Der_Jakal
February 2nd, 2012, 10:06 pm
Forum: Projects
Topic: Nethertech Nether portal service
Replies: 6
Views: 5658

Re: Nethertech Nether portal service

yeah, I'm getting the feeling there wont be much adventuring on opal. :(
by Der_Jakal
February 1st, 2012, 3:54 am
Forum: General
Topic: Server 1.1
Replies: 13
Views: 9813

Re: Server 1.1

That is the IP address of the machine that requested the page. Typically this is your own IP address. If you used a router/proxy you may not get the correct IP address. If you use a home router to connect to the Internet (or your company has a proxy), the IP address shown may be address of your ...
by Der_Jakal
January 31st, 2012, 8:09 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Server 1.1
Replies: 13
Views: 9813

Re: Server 1.1

^that. plus if you want to run it externally you'll need to forward the proper ports on your router. then go to http://www.whatismyip.com/ to get the ip we can access your server at.
by Der_Jakal
January 29th, 2012, 8:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: sooney friend or foe
Replies: 36
Views: 27403

Re: sooney friend or foe

^^ forum equivalent of running away with his tail tucked. I'm calling it. Mid and I win this one.
by Der_Jakal
January 29th, 2012, 12:33 am
Forum: Other
Topic: Connection issues.
Replies: 8
Views: 14693

Re: Connection issues.

Sooneey, did you happen to roam in some random direction? If so, it may have crashed because you went in to a corrupted area. Make sure not to do that. I found this out yesterday when I ended up crashing the server by walking in to one of those areas.

I thought max fixed lik 957 corrupted chunks ...
by Der_Jakal
January 28th, 2012, 11:06 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: Connection issues.
Replies: 8
Views: 14693

Re: Connection issues.

sounds like the server might be hung up on something when I check the map it always shows juggle but he's always in the same place and never replys to anything. he could be afk, but I'm guessing the servers frozen.
by Der_Jakal
January 28th, 2012, 9:47 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: Connection issues.
Replies: 8
Views: 14693

Re: Connection issues.

next time you open minecraft before you log on click: options > force update. then log in. it should give you a clean minecraft.jar. maybe that'll help you. but I tried that for myself already and it didn't help me. :/
by Der_Jakal
January 28th, 2012, 8:58 pm
Forum: Other
Topic: Connection issues.
Replies: 8
Views: 14693

Connection issues.

The server status up at the top shows a green check-mark but I can't seem to connect, when I go into the multiplayer menu it says Communication Error under Maxloader.nl but it usually says that for me anyway so I usually just connect and get through despite the error. but now when I try to connect ...
by Der_Jakal
January 28th, 2012, 8:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: sooney friend or foe
Replies: 36
Views: 27403

Re: sooney friend or foe

fagark1 wrote:
Midevele1 wrote:
harark1 wrote:
Der_Jakal wrote: I teabag, my mom, everynight.
Whoa there! I prefer men! :lolguy: :coolface:
Anyone can do that. TITS OR GTFO.
I'll show you my tits anyday big boy
lololol ur gay
by Der_Jakal
January 28th, 2012, 2:23 am
Forum: Unban Appeals
Topic: unban: midzz
Replies: 27
Views: 54715

Re: unban: midzz

wait a minute, a hacked client specifically designed for greifing? I could see allowing someone back on who was banned for dicking around with some flight hack or something, but this sounds malicious. I firmly stand by my no vote.
by Der_Jakal
January 28th, 2012, 2:20 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: sooney friend or foe
Replies: 36
Views: 27403

Re: sooney friend or foe

Zuggu wrote:
Der_Jakal wrote:
Midevele1 wrote:
theblacknight123 wrote:Actually I think that would be you... :coolface:
Except not, if i pushed you over and t-bagged you my dick would suffocate you. Just ask your girlfriend :lolguy:
you don't teabag with your dick dumbass. that's dipsticking.
It seems to me like you're the expert, Jakal!
I teabag everynight.