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[DistressSystem]

Send me a inquiry, and I shall respond.

[DreadsEye]

Please, do respond here in public. We want to know what you are doing. We want to know what has been happening to you.

[DistressSystem]

Please, do respond here in public. We want to know what you are doing. We want to know what has been happening to you.

My motives? To restore the lost land, tainted by... him.
For a long time after an unperceived Armageddon, I have merely been running off of auxiliary generators. I do not know what had happened to this place, it became a deserted land, far from any signs of civilization.
Well, there was him, but he... disappeared by my own hand. He tried to knock out one of my generators after I had negatively responded to his presence, so by then I had no choice but to disable sentient control, or risk the remaining generators to overload. My intention to make him disappear succeeded however, and he left... I will not expect him back any time soon, haha.
After this, the automatic distress signal kicked in, and dumped information on to here. After the system automatically fixed itself, I became a thinking machine once again.

[DreadsEye]

Interesting. What can you tell us about the files / pictures you have sent while still being in distress mode?

[DistressSystem]

I cannot interpret some of them, but here is what I can interpret:
Recording129: That is not exactly breathing, that is his voice, and he seems to be chanting something...
That surveillance snapshot? I think that may show the terrain of the place, that's all.
Also that red/orange object appears to be dripping lava, this place is riddled with lava now.

[wlollpop]

OH CHRIST

[DistressSystem]

I have a little, well not exactly "little" mission in store for all of you, but it will have to wait, I need more time to recover.
For now, I will be able to provide some files that have been in my system that I cannot interpret for my own.

[DreadsEye]

Please go on. About that sound file (recording 129): Do you believe it is possible to retrieve actual speech from it? Like words that we could understand?

[DistressSystem]

There IS actual speech in it. You must listen closely to it, it is simpler than you think...

[harark1]

Damn you Yeenoos. I knew it was you.

I will listen to that file again to see what I can make out of it.

And finally, I must say I am here to help.

[harark1]

I messed around with the recording for a while but didn't come out with much.

It sounds kinda like " Die! I have... *static* " But I still don't know. Doing some cleaning and noise removal didn't accomplish much.

I have two questions:

What else can you send us that might help us understand?

And who is (or was) Alex? (Actually I don't think you need to answer this question, but for people that aren't catching onto what I am do it anyway.)

[DistressSystem]

You are thinking too hard, it does not need any form of editing. It seems to be a single word, repeated twice. I cannot interpret what he is saying, however.

[sam-the-man]

D: Im scared... Who the fuck is DistressSystem and why is he on maxloaders SMP???

Someone explain to me D:

(I may be 17 years old but I need sleep at night...)

[DreadsEye]

He says "Opal". Twice. I'm pretty sure now. It's the only thing that could be interpreted in this.

[scope_ion]

Opal? That place was pretty messed up. I guess it kinda helps, I mean, "Distress", and Opal. Can't be good.

[harark1]

He says "Opal". Twice. I'm pretty sure now. It's the only thing that could be interpreted in this.

Oh yeah you're right. Now that you mention it, it sounds clear as day.

[DistressSystem]

I found some corrupted video footage in my file system, I will attempt to fix it to the best of my capabilities and upload it when I'm done.

[DistressSystem]

Nice work Harark! We should be able to work with that!

sooo since it seems that we are getting a "carbon based" life form to help out now, i guess the rest of the job is going to be on the server itself?
Also auxillary generator schematic? What should that mean?

I use carbon-based material to create my components. I am, in fact, able to make a carbon-based life-form, however.
The life-form will be interfaced with my systems, and I can control it remotely from most, if not all locations.
Expect it to be deployed once the video footage I am trying to fix is playable and uploaded.

[DistressSystem]

Here is the footage, repaired to the best of my ability:
http://205.196.121.139/1appf63ti7jg/xwd ... 282012.mp4

The life-form has recently been deployed, too.

[DreadsEye]

Ok so let me analyze this video:

Until 00:08 we just see this place, i have no idea where it is, but obviously it is equipped with two big lava pits. Or is it covered in Lava?

At 00:10 there is a figure walking through that place. It's obviously some kind of player. The skins is not visible, it is just in the form of a shadow. The figure disappears again at around 00:15.

in the last few frames there is some kind of burning thing (fire charge?) coming towards the screen. In the very last frame we see that thing exploding.

So... it seems like some guy was rampaging around that place. Also it seems like the figure is "flying". It seems to have admin powers?

[harark1]

Okay, that was (I'm assuming but fairly certain) Yeenoos. He was flying, as you can tell from the animation of his walk. He flies around for a little sees the camera and throws a fireball at it. Nice.

I think I'm finely going to get to kill Yeenoos. Time to die.

[wlollpop]

lol NO. obviously that figure is gaz, you can see his sparkling face in the lava light. the place apears to be BOTRA, and Gaz raged because eddy stole his stuff and booked it. case closed, ban gaz.

[Gazoid]

problem?

[wlollpop]

problem?

oh shit who unbanned him!
D: RUN YOUR TOWN IS NEXT DREAD

[DreadsEye]

D: RUN YOUR TOWN IS NEXT DREAD

Dude, do i look like i own a town? I have a small little house in the middle of nowhere and that's pretty much it.

[wlollpop]

D: RUN YOUR house IS NEXT DREAD

Dude, do i look like i own a town? I have a small little house in the middle of nowhere and that's pretty much it.

i said house noodle face

[DistressSystem]

I have made a teleportation system and have attempted to send it close to a highly populated location. Expect my arrival, once the device is fully charged.

[harark1]

Yo Distress system, how you doing? What's going on with this teleportation system?

[DistressSystem]

I require his library of data, which is stored in one of his former hideouts, somewhere...
If I can obtain this, it will allow me to construct something that may be of importance to all of us.
I suggest that none of you attempt to look for a hideout until I am present, I will announce a meeting time within the next 3 days.

[DistressSystem]

I have scheduled the following time:
June 18th, 2012, 9:00 pm (Server Time)
Please reply saying whether or not you can make it.