The Wall of Pest

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The Wall of Pest

Post by Ace2910 » December 8th, 2011, 2:22 am

In response to LulzSec:

Yes, lets not glorify these griefers. They want your attention so they damaged our gameing experience and compromised our security (somehow blameing them for not bloating their files with encryptions).

May they all be dragged out of their mommie's basements and seporated from their fingers and toes via wirecutters, and let them know it was their own fault for not wearing platemail armour (This is disgraceful and insecure: they were asking for it) and it only took a simple rock through the window to access the house (One of the most primitive and common vulnerabilities) "In theory we could have taken every last chunk of flesh but it would have taken several more hours"
These Jerks even whined about funding? like we are going to PAY them to be @$$holes and mess with our games (If I throw in an extra 5, could you just kick me DIRECTLY in the balls?)

In response to a CNA Certification adbot:

Thanks for taking the time to join maxloader.nl and spam your advertiseing bullshit. Please feel free to set yourself on fire so that all the CNA trainees will have someone to test their budding trauma skills apon.
As for your very thoughfull advise as to my future career, feel free to shove it up whatever body cavity you choose prior to afore mentioned self BBQing OR better yet, create a NEW cavity and stuff it up that one.

This has been for the amusement of myself and fellow Maxloader.nl forum readers as "HaileyT9" will never be returning here let alone scanning prior spam locations for interested applicants but rather, seeking out fresh locations for spamming. I'm quite certain MANY have already been "seeded" with his/her worthless crap.

I dont hate "HaileyT9" but rather, those who would pay money to have their worthless crap spammed across the internet forums of unrelated topics. And also (perhapse more so) those mindless persons who would read said trash and take interest in them, for it is they who provide potential revinue to said spam funders to make that spam a cost effective form of advertiseing. Had I been in desperate need of CNA Certification, I would take special care to avoid any company listed in this spam as the: "SEEMS LEGIT" sarcastic comment applies here as much as it does to a windowless van with "CNA Certification Inside" spraypainted on the side and blood dripping off the bumper.

In response to the topic on which side of the road to ride on:

HEAD BUTTING TIME!!
I assume we Americans will insist that you obviously travel on the rightmost track and that goes without saying as you ALWAYSE use the track on the right side! Take THAT brities! SOCCER! SOCCER! SOCCER!

Necropolis rail will have it's own stations that leave no question as to the proper track (yes, it will be the right side)

His unban fillout form:
EXAMPLE:

can i haz unban cuz i didnt meen it


IGN:Pestilencemage
Why were you banned?:rape and kidnapping
Why do you want to be unbanned?:so I can grief more
Why do you think we will unban you?:cuz you are a sucker
Have you re-read the rules?:no, but I'll tell you I have.
Do you understand that if you grief in any way again, you will not be unbanned?:yes, I am not as lucky as evaid

>:] I hereby declair that "can i haz" line to be part of the form.

In response to the disabling of the Endergrief:

NICE! Endermen were more annoying then scary. It wasnt "Endermen, dont look!" it was "Endermen, Quick look before he griefs more!"

I consider this an early adoption of the notch planned endermen nerfing.

His justification that Midevele1 is a Nazi:

Oh, you must be mistaken. This is about Nazi, and Midi's apparent membership with them.

Yes, I did some research and apparently Midevele1 WAS in fact, a member of the Nazi party and served in the armed forces for the Waffen SS.
He will come up with plenty of denials and excuses like clameing he was not born yet, but you can clearly see him in this picture.

7 in from the left side, 43 back from the front. MIDE, clear as day.
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Commenting on his sense of humor:
NOT FUNNY! My great-grandfather died at a Nazi prison camp... DRUNK BASTARD FELL OUT OF HIS GUARD TOWER! BWAHAHAHA j/k.
I make jokes about everything, general defence mechanism I suppose. Never lose your sense of humor. If some bastard lobbed off my arm with a battleaxe, I'd probably make some " 'tis but a flesh would" comment before falling over and bleeding to death, useing any spare energy to comment on how the jokes on him cuz my blood is going to RUIN his shoes. I also like debate and prefer to play devils advocate. No debate has a bigger devil to advocate then argueing FOR the Nazis.

...Umm... We had a Genital forum?
my balls itch.

EDIT: oops sorry, thought this was the "Genital" forum topic section

Commenting on his inability to connect to the server:
Pestilencemage dissaproves of ISP MAINTINANCE, and blames it for his inability to connect to the server for more then afew seconds.
and for forceing him to refer to himself in the 3rd person. He hates that.

On moving Max, along with his server, to the US:
what? you dont want to live in a michigan basement? you'll get used to being hunched over eventualy.
if the kids down there start to bother you, just tighten their chains and trigger the shock collar.

On Mid's soap problem:

quit trying to mess with my sex life!

Mid's ambition to oppose SOPA/PIPA:
In retaliation, Several dumb kids who only oppose SOPA/PIPA becuase they believe it will interfear with their Pirateing (and masterbateing to the movie twilight) "Anonymous" attacked some record company sites (shut them down for about an hour) and also some public FBI and Justice Department websites for afew hours.

Freedom to buttsex:
I dont want to have buttsex with seven men in my basement, but I would like the freedom to have buttsex with seven men in my basement should the mood arise and/or my opinion about desire for buttsex with seven men in my basement should reverse in the future however unlikely I may currently think that event. I am therefore opposed to any law (past, present, or future) that forbids haveing buttsex with seven men in my basement...... er... one's own basement? No buttsex in *MY* basement without my express permission! I suppose that breaks other existing laws though, so we don't need additional laws on that.
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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by Der_Jakal » December 8th, 2011, 3:06 am

Ace2910 wrote: as the: "SEEMS LEGIT" sarcastic comment applies here as much as it does to a windowless van with "CNA Certification Inside" spraypainted on the side and blood dripping off the bumper.
That sounds like the mobile clinic. I'm actually a phlebotomist with them, despite the outward appearances our van is actually quite clean and professional inside.
The soap, pick it up.

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by Midevele1 » December 8th, 2011, 10:45 pm

i don't mind CNA vans if they are coming to give me a sponge bath ;P i hope that was his intentions...

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by Pestilencemage » December 9th, 2011, 7:21 pm

XD

yo dawg! I heard you like my posts, so I put a post about your post about my posts in your post about my posts so you can read my post about your post about my posts whyle you post about my post about your posts about my posts
I dont want to have buttsex with seven men in my basement, but I would like the freedom to have buttsex with seven men in my basement

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by Sooneey » December 10th, 2011, 3:06 pm

Ace2910 wrote:His unban fillout form:
EXAMPLE:

can i haz unban cuz i didnt meen it


IGN:Pestilencemage
Why were you banned?:rape and kidnapping
Why do you want to be unbanned?:so I can grief more
Why do you think we will unban you?:cuz you are a sucker
Have you re-read the rules?:no, but I'll tell you I have.
Do you understand that if you grief in any way again, you will not be unbanned?:yes, I am not as lucky as evaid

>:] I hereby declair that "can i haz" line to be part of the form.
I laughed at this, I don't remember reading that before. Also Pest I love the amount of love you put into your comments about spam bots etc. I am lucky im alone at work right now otherwise people would think theres something wrong with me laughing on my own... :lolguy:

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by harark1 » December 21st, 2011, 1:57 am

Ace2910 wrote:
...Umm... We had a Genital forum?
my balls itch.

EDIT: oops sorry, thought this was the "Genital" forum topic section
Oh yeah Jakal told me about that part of the forum. He said it was his favorite. I just thought the idea of that type of forum was a little creepy.
"Is midevele1 an animal? I think so... I will start taking pictures..."
Yeenoos is a fool and a coward.

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by Der_Jakal » December 21st, 2011, 2:19 am

harark1 wrote:
Ace2910 wrote:
...Umm... We had a Genital forum?
my balls itch.

EDIT: oops sorry, thought this was the "Genital" forum topic section
Oh yeah Jakal told me about that part of the forum. He said it was his favorite. I just thought the idea of that type of forum was a little creepy.
trust me dude, it's the best part of the forum there is.
The soap, pick it up.

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Post by wlollpop » January 24th, 2012, 9:47 pm

Pestilencemage wrote: I dont want to have buttsex with seven men in my basement, but I would like the freedom to have buttsex with seven men in my basement
this has to be pest's new signature
edit: yay
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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by Ace2910 » February 6th, 2012, 7:44 am

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by LumpyCustard7 » February 6th, 2012, 9:36 pm

Ace2910 wrote:...
all your base are belong to us

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by scope_ion » February 6th, 2012, 11:02 pm

Ace2910 wrote:...
What.
You just lost the game.

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by harark1 » February 7th, 2012, 9:58 pm

Scope and Pest... long-lost twin brothers? :coolface:
"Is midevele1 an animal? I think so... I will start taking pictures..."
Yeenoos is a fool and a coward.

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Re: The Wall of Pest

Post by scope_ion » February 8th, 2012, 2:22 am

harark1 wrote:Scope and Pest... long-lost twin brothers? :coolface:
:megusta:
You just lost the game.

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